BALLS.52 PREPARE THE HOT TAKE CANNON

(stolen from @HPbasketball)

In which Beeso and the Doc address The Listener, Derek and Phil, misguided optimism, owning your fuckups, Rubirubirubirubio, 72 not out, the stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky Hinkie, the Doc's fairly shithouse thermostat joke, playoff matchups west and east, Steve Kerr's Golden Guitar nom, Melbourne Cup Madness, the Butler did it (and by it we mean not much), Shark Jumpman, why you shouldn't read DMs from Beeso if you have live sport on your DVR, Americans ruining football, Wombling free, promoting relegation, points versus playoffs, bon voyTaj, boxes and bowls, Fucken Easts, Thursday Night Twitter and the scientifically-proven reason that darts is better than golf.