BALLS.66 Wide World of Spork

In which Beeso and the Doc talk Origin pregame skits, Cristiano The Redeemer, not knowing your Southampton rejects from your Swansea rejects, getting the finals you deserve, #MCGSoBig, life metaphors, watercarriers past and present, Fozzie (un)Bear(able), karma get-squares, we talkin' bout preseason, choosing to live in Adelaide, from pushovers to pushups, farewell to the Fundamental, Thursday Night Palsy, Dray's a prong, HHRBFDRTW, Les Gets what Les wants, Froome does a runner and quarterback exceptionalism.

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